Wilma, the See and Eye Horse

Hello friends,

In case you haven't noticed strange things are about in the air. Could mean the end is near. Here's one.
Todd Turtlebottom who is legally blind, meaning he is certified to be blind and believe me there is a skill to being blind! I was almost there! Anyhow Todd Turtlebottom was no ordinary non-sighted person. He was from the Lookasillie tribe. The brave Apache warriors were given names like Silver Eagle, Running Buffalo or Fearless Wolf. but the puny Lookasillie tribesmen got names like Scared Rabbit or Turkey Lurkey or Turtlebottom. Todd was determined to claim recognition, so instead of the usual black lab or golden retriever see and eye dog, Todd, in the name of diversity, got a see and eye horse. This was a revolutionary breakthrough for the rights of the blind and the right for animals to work act (RAW act). Now, instead of walking behind a dog, Todd could ride atop the horse. His visibility was increased ten-fold and he was in a much safer position. Of course he had to remember to duck through doorways. Once he ordered a giant roast beef sandwich with fries and then made his own horsey sauce. Todd ordered the same. The next step in Todd's recognition makeover was to marry the horse. And why not! Seeing what passes for love and marriage these days. If we are to be so open minded so as to accept that if two men or women love each other enough, they should be married, then why if a man loves his horse enough, should they not be married. If this is our thinking why not let anyone we love have marriage benefits? We could make them available at fast food restaurants. Brings a whole new meaning to the "Big Mac Attack" or "Have It Your Way". "Where's The Beef?". Going to a movie could be awkward. Horses always laugh at the wrong time!
Oh. well, if the whole world were a vaudeville stage I think God would reach down with His big hook and pull it behind the curtain!

Have a good day! Don't waste the rest of it!