post Thanksgiving Day!

Hi everyone!
I had a great Thanksgiving Day! I hope y'all did too! I was 14 before I knew that y'all wasn't spelled y a w. Yesterday had all of the ingredients of a great Thanksgiving Day, loving family, great food, baby Raegan, new grandpuppy, beautiful weather and fun games. It was a great day! My wonderful wife, Cheryl made, or cooked the Turkey. Now, I'll spare you the usual Turkey jokes, but if we were having pork, nobody would put anything up it's kazooer. Who started that?? Cheryl had a wonderful idea. She decided to cook turkey breast instead of the whole turkey. I love it! You get the best part of the turkey and you don't have to deal with the carcass. It just looks like a dead animal left over in the fridge. One year we let our dog, Callie, outside and she came back with a carcass. She ran behind the couch with it b4 we could stop her. Yuck! Well. Cheryl cooked that bird breast and then asked me to carve it, Somehow I thought there would be two of them. Then I got concerned about the origins of this bird. It's the same as a regular turkey, but no wings, no legs, no thighs. This may have been a fedective bird, excuse me, defective bird! A paraplegic plumper. A bucolic butterball. We ate it and it was delicious, as was the stuffless ham that Jacob brought. The ham was headless. You know that's why I like to order steak at a restaurant. When you order it at the barber shop, they just look at you strange. I like to order steak bc you almost never get the head. With fish you can't be sure. Especially if they bring out the dish with one of those covers on it. It's like closed casket. Bytheway, you know caskets, some of them, have little drawers in them - with locks. Now who's gonna break in there? And what do you put in there? A candy bar? A book, in case you get bored? Next thing they add, will be optional cupholders. Also, there's no light.
We were watching The Newhart Show marathon last night. It's a funny show, but there was nothing else on. On Thanksgiving night, they were showing Godfather III, Rocky I and II, and a couple James Bond movies. Were those network nuts all on triptophan?! Dawgonit! What happeded to It's a Wonderful Life and Miracle on 42nd Street or The Bishops' wife? I've got 105 channels and none of them ever show Topper. I'd trade my 8 spanish chanels, 11 sports chanels, including golf and spanish horse hockey, 7 shoping chanels, 5 sleazy preacher chanels and all of the news chanels except Fox for one Turner Moovie Classics chanel. Anybody from Charter monitoring this site???.
I'm going to end this on a good note! I had a delicious ham sandwich and marvelous deviled eggs for supper last night and will likely do the same for breakfast.

I guess that's all.
Happy day after. Maybe I'll have a chocolate burito for desert!.