Sunday, Sunday!

I love Sundays! I get to go to church and worship God with lots of close friends and people I don't even know. I would love to sit next to God on a Sunday morning. We would start with listening to the first service of the day, starting in Hawaii and progressing around the world until we get to New Zealand 24 hours later and approach the international date line. I know some people who think the international date line is serious competition for E-Harmony. I'm a little upset about E-Harmony, but we won't go there. Really! It would be great to sit with God in Heaven on Sunday morning and hear all of the praises and singing in thousands and thousands of churches around the world. It would seem sad for it to end on Monday. In case you care to get into the difficult questions of theology, like where did the world begin? Here's the answer to that one. The world began at the international date line. It goes all the around and comes back to begin again. It's been doing that for thousands of years. That's why God made the world round. If it were linear, it would just get to the end and stop!.

While we're solving difficult problems, here's a two for one. Some towns seem to get flooded about every third year. Others are following the same pattern only with droughts. Why don't we build a pipeline connecting these cities. We could maintain the flow of rivers to keep hydro plants producing and even put turbines inside the pipes to produce electricity along the way. And keep rafters happy and provide plenty of drinking water for everybody. And keep those poor towns from flooding. I need a mirror to look at because I'm not sure if I'm kidding or not! I actually think this could work. Use disaster releif funds to cover construction. Let's get proactive.
Resturant Report: I sincerely hope there were no rats in the kitchen. We went to Chillis. We first ordered water w/lemon. This took a while to get. I guess bc of the lemons. Well, I was unusually hungry and we had to wait a longer while to order. But it wasn't so bad bc once while we were waiting the waitress stopped by to say, "Are you're still okay?" Oh yes, we have our water here and we're fine. The food was really good, when it came. Hey, why do we call her the waitress, when we are the ones waiting?
At wal mart, the check out girl, or should I say, transaction agent, was singing, badly. Then she refused to wait on me bc I didn't like her singing. I told her I never said that, but she claimed my body language said it all. I said that's why I've been getting dirty looks all over the store. There were some pretty weird people in there and I guess I told them exactly what I thought, with my body! Now I'm afraid to go anywhere. I'll have to practice my blank face. Or I could put on headphones and just act stupid and hope they think I'm responding to the music. Could I listen to the Carpenters and just pretend it's Jethro Tull? Oh, Aqualung!!
Well my mind is shutting down so it's time to close. Tomorrow is Monday and we're back to work. My future as a economist and world problem solver is in jeopardy as is my prospects as spelling champion. This thing doesn't seem to have spell check, although you should never completely rely on spellcheck anyway, at all. At the office, once an email went out to the entire center, advising that the supervisor line would be closed for the next 3 hours due to a meeting of supervisors. We apologize for the incontenance.
I'm ducking out the back way while you're still laughing:) bye bye

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