Third Day

Howdy Neighbors!
Well thunder! I've been on the job three days, and already I'm printing retractions, just like the big boys! Yesterday, I advised you to google "It Ain't Necessarily So". Well, turned out to be bad advice. I bow my head and admit I did not check my source. I remembered the song, I thought, from one of my mothers old 78's when I was a small human. It actually came from "Porgy and Bess". If you're still bumfuzzeled, go ask your mother. Or google it. Bless you, all mothers. You have been replaced with something called google. Not Barney Google, just google. "Porgy and Bess" starred Sidney Pointer, a talented actor who also starred in "Guess Who's Coming to Dinner". Sidney Pointer has a fine singing voice. I always wondered why he didn't sing with the Pointer Sisters. He could be the Pointer Sisters' Brother. Oh well, there's still time. If you actually pay attention to this stuff you will be able to amaze and stupefy your friends. Anyway, I googled it and found it was a comical song which listed some amazing bible scenes and went on to say "It Ain't Necessarily So". My apologies to the composer, Sam Gershwin, if you're living, and reading my blog, but if it's in the bible, it is absolutely so!
So there, in my second post I have inadvertently managed to step over racial and religious lines. I had not intended this, at least not so soon!
My sweetheart sent me some beautiful pictures in an email today. Oh, yesterday we talked, or I wrote about mashing things in the south. I was in Kohl's and the lady told me to mash credit on the little machine. Ha ha! That ha, ha means laughing, not like actually saying ha-ha. The pictures, I'm convinced are more beautiful than the actual places, although now I wish I could go to the actual places. In my convertible! When I got off work, I let the top down. I am a WILD and Crazy Guy. Do you know that the streets are 95% shaded between my office (cube) and my house? I keep forgetting that!
You want to do something nice for yourself? Watch the movie, "Harvey" with Jimmy Stewart. I don't mean sit down with Jimmy Stewart and watch the movie.. I mean he stars in the movie. Turn the lights off, get comfortable and really watch it. It's on my top 25 list of all time!

Now get some sleep!